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Veg Demotivational Poster


VEGETERIAN -


TAGS: second hand vegetarian meat on a plate
Rating: 4.73/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 20, 2013, 12:49 pm
Another joke for my list to tell certain ones I know, hehehe. 5 meat slabs.
SteveFurlong - June 29, 2012, 5:39 pm
People say I'm a misanthropist. Not at all. I'm a humanitarian.


MEAT: - If it walks, crawls, swims, or flies and it's dumber, slower, or tastes better than me, pass the salt.


TAGS: meat vegan carnivore
Rating: 4.38/5

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steve1961 - July 26, 2012, 12:30 pm
The English translation for human meat amongst certain cannibal tribes is "long pork" so you may be right.
SethMythrax - July 26, 2012, 8:21 am
I have been thinkin about this a few years now & I bet you Human tastes like Pork. They use pigs for bullet shooting tests & their valves in our hearts so they are genetically pretty close , so I bet pork is our flavor....
noiretnopal - June 15, 2012, 2:12 am
he said that he would eat a human too,because some are slow and dumb and be cooked in such a way that would make them taste good
MPsniper - June 11, 2012, 8:52 pm
i want a steak....made of bacon.
SteveFurlong - June 11, 2012, 7:49 pm
-sniff- That may be the most beautiful picture and the most beautiful poster I've ever seen. I just love breathing my carnivorous breath all over vegans and watching them break out in hives.


ANIMALS - If we're not supposed to eat them, Why are they made out of food?




VEGETARIANS - Harming our flora since 1892


TAGS: veg
Rating: 4.44/5

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passiveobserver - June 23, 2017, 1:05 am
This is why I only consume the souls of the innocent. That way, no one gets hurt.
Thedewd - June 18, 2017, 6:32 am
"vegetarian" and "vegan" are the Navajo injun words for "lousy hunter".
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 29, 2014, 2:47 am
And they make great pets, too. ;-)
pickleviper - May 20, 2013, 7:15 am
Rocks have feelings too. :-(


SAVE THE VEGETABLES -




VEGETARIANS - Every day thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help stop this senseless violent slaughter


TAGS: vegetarians thousand innicent plants slaughtered
Rating: 4.32/5

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Budog - March 27, 2012, 5:25 am
Well everyday I eat about 6 kale leaves, 4 green apples, 1 lemon, a piece of ginger, two cucumbers and two zucchinis. Of course it is all juiced. I also drink 2 protein smoothies also.
banana82 - March 27, 2012, 5:02 am
Well, eating plants is actually the least plant-unfriendly thing you can do. As for meat, the animals you're eating have been fed ten tot fifteen times more vegetable food than you would consume if you just ate plants yourself. Consider that.
KylieM - January 31, 2012, 8:27 pm
nice smile
MPsniper - January 31, 2012, 6:05 pm
ill be ordering the veal
Iconoclast - January 31, 2012, 3:35 pm
Sort of been done #142967


VEGETA -


TAGS: vegeta 9000 nappa shaved dbz
Rating: 2.44/5

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HtD - January 4, 2009, 9:28 pm
Ha, it is Nappa.
Amy - November 28, 2008, 9:54 pm
ah sorry, the text came up fuzzy underneath its obviously nappa. my mistake. anyone else thinks she looks like Burke Reynolds?
Amy - November 28, 2008, 9:48 pm
don't, that made me lol! but Vegeta doesn't have a 'tash-isnt that meant to be Nappa?
Tony G - November 28, 2008, 6:53 pm
i dont blame you steve, i would've done the same thing
Steve - November 11, 2008, 2:29 am
IT'S OVER 9,000!!!! Sorry, I couldn't resist.


CARNIVORE VEGETARIAN - “Not eating meat is a decision, eating meat is an instinct.” - Dr. Denis Leary


TAGS: cow rabbit vegetarian carnivore vegan meat
Rating: 3.56/5

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ooooooooooom - August 4, 2009, 8:23 am
(comment deleted - ban warning!)
BriaHere - July 30, 2009, 10:50 am
Oh, poor bunny. I tried to be a vegetarian once, until my Dad had a BBQ.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 30, 2009, 2:33 am
I believe Dennis Leary said it best "Meat tastes like Murder, And Murder tastes good"
Porcelina - July 30, 2009, 1:11 am
Being a vegetarian or vegan might be going against nature, but it's practicing self control. I wouldn't want someone eating my baby, why should I eat something else's. Who are we to say we're better than any other species. Animals and children are pure
Dylan - July 30, 2009, 1:10 am
We're OMNIVOREs people! That means we're made to eat both plants AND animals not only one. To be a vegan or carnivore is going against nature and our suties to the balance of the food chain. Thx for letting me rant, 5 lions for poster.
Sean - July 29, 2009, 10:39 pm
Cow on bunny violence, even if the bunny was already dead, is just NOT FUNNY!!!! Shame on you all.
TheTrashHeap - July 29, 2009, 10:39 pm
That Is such a sweet pic. aggy check your pm's
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 29, 2009, 10:35 pm
Hey, Trashheap...I got your bunny!!!!!. 5 lions.
agdaniele - July 29, 2009, 10:35 pm
TTH? Raising cows to do your dirty work now? 5L


LIFE MUST CONSUME LIFE -


TAGS: vegetarian life sustain consume justsay n
Rating: 4.73/5

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falloutghoul - June 13, 2012, 7:55 pm
Splendidly put! 5's for you!


BAT COUNTRY - WE CAN'T STOP HERE


TAGS: bat country fear and loathing in las vegas
Rating: 2.48/5

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Dougie - January 12, 2009, 9:32 am
Fail. switching around the punchline and all, and just so you fit in with the Motifake crew. You, are a f***tard my friend.


SAVE A COW -


TAGS: eat a vegetarian
Rating: 4.81/5

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SA4KE - June 8, 2012, 8:18 pm
I'm hungry.........wait a minute, this cow IS a vegetarian.
ipaprime - June 4, 2012, 4:46 am
people its whats for diner


BAT COUNTRY - We Cant Stop Here


TAGS: fear and loathing las vegas drugs lsd
Rating: 3.1/5

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rerun - February 13, 2010, 10:06 pm

kinda like your avitar?
ThatGuy - February 13, 2010, 9:58 pm
Wow.... really original


VEGETARIAN -


TAGS: vegetarians making dinner a religion
Rating: 4.08/5

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culos - February 5, 2010, 8:08 am
Since you were there and can be a witness, did he enjoy pink meat or what?
Cloudchaser - February 5, 2010, 8:05 am
I like a good salad, but I like meat too and I see no moral issue with eating meat. Even Christ himself ate meat, so it can't be wrong


VEGAN WITCHES BREW - Eye of potato, ear of corn, head of lettuce ...


TAGS: vegan witches brew
Rating: 4.36/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - October 9, 2011, 10:43 pm
aaaaand vóila! Mashed potatoe5!!!


VEGANS SAY MEAT IS MURDER - I say, "Touch my steak and I'll stab ye in the eye with a fork."


TAGS: vegan meat murder
Rating: 4.03/5

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Carmelita - June 5, 2013, 7:17 pm
How would you like to be tortured in a factory farm? You my friend, have no idea of how it is to suffer. You only think of what pleases your taste buds. That's very sad.
EmilioDumphque - September 11, 2012, 11:25 pm
I say: "I didn't know I'd left any witnesses alive"


AWESOME - Are you?


TAGS: meat soyf***er carnivore vegan
Rating: 2.97/5

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Jmac0585 - April 15, 2010, 4:16 pm
May I recommend posters: 66651 & 71206
Jmac0585 - April 15, 2010, 4:12 pm
I sure am. http://www.motifake.com/comments/61676
Faceplant31 - April 15, 2010, 3:33 pm
I sure the fvck think so! This poster is not tho, 1L. Slow down and think about it. Also look around to see if the pic has been used before and how it was used.


NUTS?!? -


TAGS: vegetarians veggies trees kill
Rating: 4.79/5

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crankyhead - August 5, 2011, 7:49 pm
5kippy brand whipped tree foetu5e5.
spacedog - August 5, 2011, 6:59 pm
HA! Them unborn are dang ta5ty.
Kspace - August 5, 2011, 9:25 am
Peanuts aren't nuts, they're legumes.
Verdeckt - August 5, 2011, 8:35 am
Ba5tards!
the1stCOMMI3 - August 5, 2011, 7:27 am
Ironically epic! 5L my good sir.


VEGANS ARE SNEAKY BASTARDS. -


TAGS: vegan food tray yell kill
Rating: 4.47/5

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falloutghoul - March 8, 2012, 9:15 pm
Oh god, kill it again! It's trying to escape!


KIDS CARTOONS - Just aren't what they used to be


TAGS: vegeta cartoons dragonball z
Rating: 3.32/5

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awesomeman - May 17, 2010, 3:15 pm
I remember that episode, it was great. Too much censorship now a days.
awesomeman - May 17, 2010, 3:14 pm
I remember that episode, it was great. Too much censorship now a days.
dragontamer1990 - April 18, 2010, 6:50 pm
Totally miss this AWESOME anime DBZ. Unfortunally they aint, I miss most of the cartoons from when I was little which was in the 90's
angryceltic - December 8, 2009, 5:46 pm
i miss that show so much


SHE'S GREEN? - That'll do.




MEDIUM RARE -


TAGS: exotic animals calendar vegetarian poop
Rating: 4.67/5

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GaryO - May 11, 2012, 8:08 am
A good morning LOL is always, well, good. You never fail Mr Green.


CATERING FOR THE THIN! -


TAGS: meat food vegetarian cooking
Rating: 4.85/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 13, 2013, 3:36 pm
Haha! That's what I've said, too. 5 cuts of prime steak!
autumnspirit - January 9, 2011, 11:17 am
lmao! My Sentiments exactly! 5L
Reality Lord - January 9, 2011, 9:04 am

two back to back "cofee sh** through my nose"....wow. another solid one dude!!!
ICEMAN - January 8, 2011, 10:46 pm
Dayamn, you made me chuckle. 5
AdmiralAckbar - January 8, 2011, 10:16 pm
Vegetarians are not as stringy when prepared properly.


THE COOKIE MONSTER - Fruits and vegetables, what the hell have they done to him!!!


TAGS: fruits vegetables cookie monster
Rating: 4.59/5

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jackandsally - October 29, 2011, 1:49 am
LOVE IT


Bat Country -


TAGS: and loathing in las vegas
Rating: 2.47/5

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TigerKid - December 17, 2008, 11:05 pm
"This isn't a suitable place to park?"
drpepper397 - December 17, 2008, 8:32 pm
never mind, didn't see the quotes... lol
drpepper397 - December 17, 2008, 8:29 pm
What story? see the movie!
Fatty - December 17, 2008, 5:02 pm
"Finish the f***ing story!"


VEGETARIANISM - A viable alternative,till you realize half your DNA is the same as a tree's. Face it: you're a mutated, walking plant. Cannibal.


TAGS: vegetarianism plants meat
Rating: 2.47/5

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Ed-Hyde - September 14, 2009, 9:47 am
When they are vegetables, of course.
Shamrock - September 14, 2009, 9:45 am
What? Since when are humans plants?


YOUR SKULL - It's okay, he's just admiring the shape of it.


TAGS: skull depp fear loathing las vegas
Rating: 3.43/5

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TigerKid - March 10, 2010, 6:48 pm
Jesus, did I say that...or just think it?


VEGETARIANS - You will never know how awesome this is




Vegan Joke #11 -




VEGETARIANS - All those vegetables make the muscle lean, but still flavorful


TAGS: vegetarian
Rating: 2.63/5

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xxx - January 3, 2009, 7:48 am
vegetarian in old english means "too dumb to hunt".....
Drenix - September 20, 2008, 4:50 pm
I've saw this at C&H a week or two ago
Not from Vega - June 9, 2008, 7:10 pm
Emailing to my vegetarian friends. Thanks!


VEGANS -




THROUGH THE EYES OF A VEGAN - I'd barely eat anything too.


TAGS: vegan
Rating: 3.93/5

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R.S.Jake - April 27, 2010, 6:21 pm
Personally, I try to only eat things WITH eyes, they are much more tasty! Om Nom Nom! And throw in something that died a violent death, I'm there! The fear adds flavor!


MEANWHILE - In the Congressional vegetable garden




ORDER YOUR STEAKS RARE -


TAGS: calling your ***uality into question vegans
Rating: 3.94/5

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Derek - February 2, 2010, 4:13 pm
Heheh, fabulous comment Moooo :})
CANADA - February 2, 2010, 1:20 pm
a little more rare than that is great
Ed-Hyde - February 2, 2010, 11:54 am
I have a delivery for the Sage Greybeard Mansion. Why are you folks ordering pink spraypaint and lube?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 2, 2010, 7:02 am
That's medium rare IMO....I like mine Blue.............Still Mooooooooooooooooooing


SONGBIRDS - They're small and they suck, but they make a tasty appetizer!


TAGS: squirrel bird vegetarian vegan carnivore
Rating: 3.25/5

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yeodawg@hotmail.com - March 30, 2010, 2:51 pm
The day the music stopped....rather abruptly


Vegan Joke #8 -


TAGS: vegan joke cowboy bar
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 2, 2014, 10:35 am
Credit this joke to my wife, whose sense of humor can still blindside the tar out of me. lol!


Vegan Joke #10 -




SOME FRIENDS -


TAGS: it s like veggies humor only i had a good childhood
Rating: 4.36/5

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MO - January 13, 2010, 12:24 pm
RDSLMAO!! Thank jeebus I wasn't drinking anything when I read that.
BoneCD - January 13, 2010, 7:29 am
Thanks Goat...appreciate that.
The Goat - January 13, 2010, 3:16 am
This has got to be the best of 2010 so far!
BoneCD - January 12, 2010, 11:50 pm
Thanks guys
spacedog - January 12, 2010, 10:38 pm
Wicked and excellent Bone, 5Ls.
Faceplant31 - January 12, 2010, 9:31 pm
Amsome, another great one Bone!


HOLD UP THERE DUDE -




*VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES: CAULIFLOWER.... -




WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS - Stays in Vegas... for 9 to 33 years


TAGS: oj simpson vegas las happens what in stays prison jail funny coberloco humor jail
Rating: 3.2/5

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W - February 27, 2009, 9:22 pm
Wrong O.J. Simpson. The web site says that his birthdate is 1/17/1977 but OJ Simpson was selected to the Pro Bowl in 1969 - apparently at the age of negative 8. Also, there's no way he weighs 320 pounds.
Scorpio7 - December 31, 2008, 3:04 pm
O. J. Simpson is no longer behind bars. For PROOF, go to this link http://www.doc.nv.gov/notis/detail.php?offender_id=52166 and note the name and birthdate of the released inmate. YOU CAN WIN A “BAR BET,” AS I DID!
me - December 30, 2008, 6:21 pm
Well.. at least the juice is no longer on the loose
Sean - December 30, 2008, 5:25 pm
clever


IF I HAD A DOLLAR NO TWO -


TAGS: greed calendar vegas never more
Rating: 4.87/5

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mariand - January 12, 2012, 6:02 pm
from my point of view, this is amsome...


VEGETARIAN - Native American definition for "lousy hunter".


TAGS: vegetarian
Rating: 4.21/5

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Equality -


TAGS: pzy equality respect colour vegan
Rating: 5/5

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MrStupidGir - June 22, 2013, 12:47 pm
someone must save the vegetables
falloutghoul - June 22, 2013, 8:07 am
Other than a facepalm, not much.
MissPriss - June 22, 2013, 12:32 am
5Lahaha Is there anything that goes well with a vegan?
lgvernon - June 21, 2013, 11:50 pm

5 huge laughs!~


in my day -




Vegan Joke #3 -


TAGS: vegan joke vegetable coma
Rating: 5/5

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steve1961 - April 16, 2014, 10:05 pm
Good...more bacon for me.
motifayk - April 16, 2014, 7:28 am
Unfortunately I do not think it is fad. More and more people are becoming Vegan.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 2, 2014, 10:32 am
This whole vegan fad will soon disappear - alas, not soon enough. And honestly, no doubt you agree, that's what this is - a fad. I'm curious, not so much WHEN, but HOW it'll go down. Bwahahaha!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 2, 2014, 10:25 am
Moo ha ha.
MissPriss - April 2, 2014, 2:32 am
Thanks crotchety...I know a few vegans and these are being emailed out to them. Gawd they hate me sometimes...teehee


RAW VEGANS -


TAGS: vegans raw vegans the twilight zone
Rating: 4.84/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 12, 2013, 12:54 pm
It's deliciously ironic :-D
lgvernon - July 12, 2013, 11:30 am

I prefer cooked vegans, myself. The raw ones are stringy and tough...
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 10, 2013, 4:00 pm
I agree. I can't stand, not just vegans, but RAW vegans. They're so much nuttier than regular vegans. Vegans are insane, but raw vegans are... wow!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 10, 2013, 3:57 pm
Thanks fallout. I take a long time to write these out, considering humor and dialogue. But I'll try my best.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 10, 2013, 3:55 pm
That's good; I type it out in his voice.
JesusWept - July 10, 2013, 10:03 am
I f-ing hate vegans! So i give this 5 big juicy steaks! :D
falloutghoul - July 10, 2013, 8:52 am
Keep 'em coming!
GaryO - July 10, 2013, 8:23 am
So good. So true. I read this in Serling’s voice, couldn't be helped.


IN A WORLD GONE VEGAN -




WARNING-MAY CONTAIN NUTS. -


TAGS: vegans
Rating: 4/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 27, 2012, 3:14 am
Steve, you just became my best friend. 5L!


URINALS -




VEGAN LIFE - What?!? There's a fruit there...right next to the bacon wrapped pork!


TAGS: vegan pork bacon
Rating: 2.68/5

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sickartist - December 31, 2009, 8:28 am
It's like parsley, just for decoration.


MARTA - Batgirl, who?




YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE - You dare to mock Australia's national food GSJ21. Now I'll give you something to scream about.


TAGS: a harmless comeback to someone mocking vegemite
Rating: 1.92/5

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pzykosiz - May 16, 2010, 7:52 pm
hi buddy. thanks for noticing my poster. i hope you enjoyed it
GSJ21 - May 16, 2010, 7:40 pm
You see all that does is remind everyone that you don't have taste buds. Plus I know a few Australian's who don't like it, might wanna do some "re-patriotizing" in Newcastle, buddy.


Setting a Vegan Trap -




"INDEPENDENCE DAY"... -




ECHOPRAXIA -


TAGS: squirrel lasvegas copy disorder agdaniele
Rating: 4.85/5

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agdaniele - January 24, 2011, 6:32 am
On the street, we call it power-drinking.


ONE DAY AT THE BUTCHER SHOP -


TAGS: veggie told me you had some nice hind quarter already ground
Rating: 4/5

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BoneCD - January 12, 2010, 7:02 pm
Mucho thanks rerun
rerun - January 3, 2010, 7:04 pm

5 kosher pork filled lions


LAS VEGAS - Some slogans need refining


TAGS: vegas
Rating: 3.39/5

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INSANITY - Begins with a single motifake




GMO FOODS - I never thought they would end up looking so cute.




vegetables -


TAGS: bug eattin vegetables
Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - November 12, 2015, 10:15 pm

NEENER NEENER


MONSTERS IN THE CLOSET - Have nothing on fresh vegetables when it comes to a kid.




PERIOD -


TAGS: las vegas
Rating: 4.67/5

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LEAVING LAS VEGAS -




Cashing In -


TAGS: come on you knew it was coming churches las vegas casinos monks offerings chips
Rating: 4.38/5

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MissPriss - December 11, 2013, 11:00 am
Bahaha...thanks for the morning laugh Silvie!
Silverheart - December 11, 2013, 2:55 am

Brother Alvin, Brother Simon and Brother Theodore under the direction of Father Dave


Vegetarians -




VEGETARIAN BLOODBATH -


TAGS: vegetarian knives
Rating: 4.27/5

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Reality Lord - July 5, 2011, 5:06 pm

lol


HORROR - No bacon! Not even meat Just vegetables


TAGS: rnr bacon meat vegetables burgers cheese
Rating: 2.91/5

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Nabs - July 28, 2009, 8:55 pm
Either way, I'd go to TOWN on that salad!
Porcelina - October 19, 2008, 4:19 pm
It does look good.. minus the cheese. Can't do dairy
SGT P - October 19, 2008, 4:16 pm
Looks yummy to me. Though some chicken would be nice...
RnR - September 26, 2008, 3:40 am
it's Feta cheese i think... still horrible
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 26, 2008, 2:35 am
No, that's cheese, you can tell because it has way more texture on the surface than tofu could have. I like tofu. Honest, I'm not even saying that because of this brainsquid attached to my head.
aPauling - September 25, 2008, 5:00 pm
I don;t even think that's cheese! That's tofu! Holy ****! Eating this instead of food is like cuddling instead of having ***!


LIBERALS - Taking stupid to a new level.


TAGS: liberals vegan cartoon
Rating: 2.42/5

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QCSabotage - July 23, 2009, 10:16 am
And what does this have to to with liberals again?


Genetic Enginering -




LACHANOPHOBIA -


TAGS: irrational phobia challenge veggies are scary ice
Rating: 4.71/5

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Faceplant31 - October 14, 2010, 3:17 pm
On motifake you recieve virtual b!tch slap for using the "in soviet russia" ine 5150... SMACK.... now go stand in the corner. Anyways, 5L ice
5150monkeylove - October 14, 2010, 12:28 am
in soviet russia, salad tosses you


TOUGH GUYS -


TAGS: helmet tough vegetable juice faceplant
Rating: 4/5

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jameswnash - August 26, 2010, 7:55 pm
Gonna feel that one in the morning


VEGEMITE - “Try it! It tastes like chocolate...” - Australians on Vegemite - It's really not that bad people !!


TAGS: vegemite australia
Rating: 2.38/5

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Emil. - July 4, 2009, 9:00 am
Go on take a BIIIIIIIG spoonful!


THAT'S WHAT YOU GET - For waking up in Vegas.


TAGS: vegas hangover katy perry
Rating: 2.36/5

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agdaniele - November 5, 2010, 7:41 pm
wink wink!
forseti - November 5, 2010, 7:36 pm
Thanks, Eggy!
agdaniele - November 5, 2010, 7:34 pm
At least you're not chasing ****s anymore. Just the chicks.
forseti - November 5, 2010, 7:28 pm
no problem... better now than never!!
agdaniele - November 5, 2010, 7:21 pm
I know that info didn't go over easy.
agdaniele - November 5, 2010, 7:20 pm
Not if you're A) a good cook and B) cook in bed. Sorry for you to learn it this way, forseti.
forseti - November 5, 2010, 7:17 pm
Most chicks are gone when you wake up...
agdaniele - November 5, 2010, 7:12 pm
Depends... which came first?


Conflicted -


TAGS: anxiety woman scared vegan kill
Rating: 5/5

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fgd051943 - October 14, 2013, 6:27 pm
Thank youMisPriss. It can only mean that you have a sick, twisted sense of humor. I like that.
MissPriss - October 14, 2013, 1:26 pm
5 tofu Ls!
crankyhead - October 12, 2013, 8:21 pm
Pass the 5alt.


If Peace Begins On Our Plate -


TAGS: vegans meat leather bumper sticker
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 16, 2013, 3:55 pm
If there are any vegans who read this, I am truly sorry. . . . that your diet choice is such a joke. Hahaha, actually no I'm not, I'm not at all sorry. Y'all probably have less friends than Facebook junkies have actual friends.


Self-help seminars -




Recovering is good -




Vegan Joke #6 -




Tofu -


TAGS: meat substitute never be able to replace a nice bloody medium rare beef steak vegans
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - September 30, 2014, 7:26 pm
Mr. Gary actually woofed...teehee!
MissPriss - September 30, 2014, 7:25 pm
Froot Loops and mayo...as a sandwich...try it!
GaryO - September 29, 2014, 9:35 pm
Great, now I’m ready to eat a big ol’ slab of tofu swimming in a bowl of fruit loop mayo glop....since I just threw up.
Greeny - September 29, 2014, 8:06 pm
If you had to choose between a big ol' slab of tofu, or a huge bowl of froot loops swimming in mayo - which would it be?


Vegan Joke #9 -




Killing time -


TAGS: parody garyo deep thoughts vegging
Rating: 4.9/5

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GaryO - August 31, 2014, 9:05 pm
HAH! 5L/fav
MissPriss - August 30, 2014, 10:44 pm
Dog! I thought it was one of the old, er, senior farts creations until I scroll down and saw your name...too funny


HOLIDAY BLUES -


TAGS: redneck wedding lasvegas oops life
Rating: 4.89/5

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Feasibly - January 2, 2011, 7:57 pm
Nice one Autumn...and Key5tone light cans tied to the bumper!
agdaniele - January 2, 2011, 4:43 pm
Magnificent.


The Bandwagon -


TAGS: bandwagon includes but not limited to vampires angry birds veganism pointless videogames and pregnancy
Rating: 4.86/5

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EmilioDumphque - March 7, 2014, 1:31 pm
Your mission, should you be smart enough to accept it, is to find a way to make money from it.


VEGANS - Don't eat food with a face


TAGS: vegans oatmeal vegetarian
Rating: 4.75/5

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calvin5040 - May 22, 2012, 12:51 am
I'm getting a sharpie and going to the grocery store and writing faces on everything.
rerun - May 20, 2012, 6:21 pm

great 1st poster


AGGY'S VEGAS -


TAGS: flying elvis aggy vegas
Rating: 4.67/5

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Cubbybear - January 15, 2011, 5:38 pm
Aim for Sam's Town and you'll be my hero
agdaniele - January 15, 2011, 3:36 pm
The world will hail me as a hero when I fly them into a mountain. Crap.... we're in a desert.... mountains are too far. Let's aim for a strip club.


VEGETARIAN INDISCRETIONS - Hey... looked legit to me!




REMEMBERING VEGGIE -




VEGAS - What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. In Toledo, you're pretty much screwed though.




AGDANIELE -


TAGS: vegas parole
Rating: 4.5/5

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Faceplant31 - August 13, 2010, 11:29 am
ROR! Next time aggy don't try suckin off a under cover cop for guinness! 5L rerun
agdaniele - August 12, 2010, 10:05 pm
Great. The word's out.


Vegan -




VEGETABLE DEVIANTS - Making the Angel-hair Pasta more and more nervous.




Vegan Joke #1 -


TAGS: vegan joke conversations meat superficial pun
Rating: 4.33/5

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Oldsod - April 1, 2014, 9:58 pm
...and that one's even worse.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 1, 2014, 9:35 pm
I know, I know. Bad pun. Moo ha ha.
Oldsod - April 1, 2014, 5:46 pm
Grrrrrrrroooooooooooaaaaaaaannnnnnnn...and 5L.


NO MATTER HOW BAD IT GETS - I am not going to eat vegetables, unless they are the kind that come in a hospital bed .




YOUR FIRST MONTH ON MOTIFAKE - Ah, I remember it well


TAGS: although veggie hit the ground running
Rating: 4.18/5

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agdaniele - February 13, 2010, 12:48 pm
LMAO!
phydeaux - February 8, 2010, 4:55 am
Outstandingly excellent sir! 5L FTW!!


to all vegans -


TAGS: vegans vegan vegetarians meat groceries
Rating: 4/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 11, 2013, 2:15 am
Haha!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 11, 2013, 2:15 am
Haha!
Silverheart - December 10, 2013, 9:42 am

I was vegan once. It was a rough couple hours.


MUPPET SQUASH - Brought To You By the Letter "M"




vegan Joke #4 -




vegan Joke #5 -




BLACKPOOL - England's answer to Las Vegas. What happens in Blackpool, can only be cleared up with ointment.


TAGS: blackpool las disease vegas
Rating: 3.86/5

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agdaniele - January 15, 2011, 3:37 pm
Wow.... looks almost exactly like Vegas. Is that the Bellagio?


THANKS YA'LL - THANKS YA'LL VERY MUCH -




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